Hitting Surgis was ok (I had a trailer and an old Lady Car instead of a bike) but it ROCKED that I made it in time for The Rock Creek Lodge's Famous Testicle Festival!
And of course stopped at Lincoln 10000 Silver Dollar bar to wash my nards down with whiskey!
Even though it was on 35 mm and sucked, it turned out that, me, a vintage Oldsmobile, and a slide bar would one day Conquer America 
And One With The Wall Of Fame Autographs...Corey Allen to Cole Porter.
It wasn't The Plaza...But I got just as drunk as I did at The Oak Bar
I got in at 1am after 15 hours of driving on windy Pine Ridge Reservation Roads, and ended up at the famous hotel Alex Johnson (like Hitch did). Can you IMAGINE my horror as I dragged a suitcase a couple of blocks from my trailer to find a life size statue of Nixon sitting malevelontly on the sidewalk in the dark on a Chinese Dragon chair? I was affraid I had died in an accident and Dick was my "Hitchhiker!"
Never Arrive at a Massacre site 80 miles from a motel, just as the sun sets. CREEPY. 
At THE WORLDS ONLY Corn Palace!
I know, you're asking yourself, how can that BE? Every town should have one.
I THOUGHT I was excited to see a Movie Studio when I first got to Hollywood, 
I gets weary, sick o' tryin...
Stack O Lee's Whore House, Next to the spot where he stabbed Billy Lyons over a Stetson Hat.
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