How I Spent My Summer Vacation: In The Smoky Mountain Rain
Sunday, January 10, 2010
How I Spent My Summer Vacation: Kentucky
I THOUGHT I was excited to see a Movie Studio when I first got to Hollywood, But then I saw a Bourbon Plant, when I first got to Kentucky.
It made up for seeing the Empty Fort Knox.
How I Spent My Summer Vacation: Not in FRANCE!
The French Won't Let Us Tickle Over Their Airspace!
I mean really, isn't this taking a Post 9/11 Mentality TOO far?
A rubber machine on the Navajo reservation featurin "FREEDOM Ticklers."
Let's hope they aren't as well built as American Cars.
Saturday, January 9, 2010
How I Spent My Summer Vacation: St. Louis
I gets weary, sick o' tryin...
Stack O Lee's Whore House, Next to the spot where he stabbed Billy Lyons over a Stetson Hat.
Monday, November 2, 2009
How I Spent My Summer Vacation: Meteor Crater
The Biggest Brown Hole I'd Seen Since Leaving The San Fernando Valley.
Lance, on the precipice.
Friday, October 30, 2009
How I Spent My Summer Vacation: High Desert
The Hot Pussy In The Back Of My Oldsmobile 
Lance in Needles 
DON'T TREAD ON ME!
Bagdad, CAThursday, October 29, 2009
How I Spent My Summer Vacation: Burbank
After visiting Ukulele Ike at Valhalla, I picked up my Traveling Garden Gnome, Lance, at the Burbank Airport. Since you can't drive to Tennesse on an empty stomach, we stopped at Bob's before we left.
Guess which one is my Traveling Gnome.
Friday, September 18, 2009
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
The Entire Los Angeles Experience Captured In One Photo
Entrance To Olvera Street
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Spanish speaking, Fascist Police State, surviving entirley by extracting small sums of money from ignorant tourists, who traveled from around the world to see a cheap plywood taco stand erected on an Historic parcel of land.
Monday, June 8, 2009
No Matter What Angle You Shoot It...
....Ken Ormiston's giant erect "Prayer Tower" is always hovering right above Sister Aimee's simple, rarely visited little hole.
As Aimee Sang, "Come Come Come" and "Down On My Knees!"
The Big Little Jesus
You know...the one that Mexican shit kid stole in 1947 on the radio, 1951 on tv, 1953 on TV, and again in 1967 in color? Well, don't worry. Friday figured out who it was every time. That cute kid.
Timing Gets You The Best Parking...Just After The Star Studded Valet Jam at 1:30...Just Before It Becomes A School Bus Zone at 6:15
My Merry Oldsmobile parked in front of the cheap Ambassador Hotel replica and the Cocoanut Grove 1/4 Wall.
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Saturday, June 6, 2009
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