How I Spent My Summer Vacation: Rapid City, Just Like Cary Grant

I got in at 1am after 15 hours of driving on windy Pine Ridge Reservation Roads, and ended up at the famous hotel Alex Johnson (like Hitch did). Can you IMAGINE my horror as I dragged a suitcase a couple of blocks from my trailer to find a life size statue of Nixon sitting malevelontly on the sidewalk in the dark on a Chinese Dragon chair? I was affraid I had died in an accident and Dick was my "Hitchhiker!"